Smith v. United States Postal Service

          PROPOSED FINDINGS AND RECOMMENDATIONS

          JOE J. VOLPE UNITED STATES MAGISTRATE JUDGE

         INSTRUCTIONS

         The following recommended disposition has been sent to United States District Judge J. Leon Holmes. Any party may serve and file written objections to this recommendation. Objections should be specific and should include the factual or legal basis for the objection. If the objection is to a factual finding, specifically identify that finding and the evidence that supports your objection. An original and one copy of your objections must be received in the office of the United States District Court Clerk no later than fourteen (14) days from the date of the findings and recommendations. The copy will be furnished to the opposing party. Failure to file timely objections may result in waiver of the right to appeal questions of fact.

         If you are objecting to the recommendation and also desire to submit new, different, or additional evidence, and to have a hearing for this purpose before the District Judge, you must, at the same time that you file your written objections, include the following:

1. Why the record made before the Magistrate Judge is inadequate.

2. Why the evidence proffered at the hearing (if such a hearing is granted) was not offered at the hearing before the Magistrate Judge.

3. The details of any testimony desired to be introduced at the new hearing in the form of an offer of proof, and a copy, or the original, of any documentary or other non-testimonial evidence desired to be introduced at the new hearing.

         From this submission, the District Judge will determine the necessity for an additional evidentiary hearing. Mail your objections and “Statement of Necessity” to:

Clerk, United States District Court Eastern District of Arkansas 600 West Capitol Avenue, Suite A149 Little Rock, AR 72201-3325

         DISPOSITION

         I. INTRODUCTION

         Terrance Smith (“Plaintiff”) had a bone to pick with Glenda Curtis - Postmaster of the Corning, Arkansas Post Office - and sued her in the Corning District Court (Small Claims). (Doc. No. 2 at 1.) Plaintiff initiated this cause of action because the United States Postal Service (USPS) refused to deliver his mail due to his “letter carrier experienc[ing] difficulty in delivering mail to [his] address due to animal interference from [Plaintiff's] dog.” (Id. at 4.) The USPS, through Ms. Curtis, requested that Mr. Smith sign a “Pet Restraint Agreement” to confirm that Plaintiff would “properly restrain [his] animals to ensure the safety of [postal] employees.” (Id.) Plaintiff was informed he had thirty days to sign the letter or his mail would be returned to sender. (Id.) Additionally, Plaintiff was given the option of “placing a mail receptacle curbside.” (Id.)

         Rather than sign the agreement or place a mailbox curbside, Mr. Smith sued Ms. Curtis for breach of promise, fraud, and negligence. (Id. at 1.) It appears Mr. Smith had relied on the USPS's informal motto: “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.” Yet, according to the USPS, “The number of postal employees attacked by dogs nationwide reached 6, 755 in 2016 - more than 200 higher than the year before.”^[1]

         Now, in dog-eat-dog fashion, the United States has removed this matter from the Corning District Court and the matter has now become a federal case. The United States argues that Mr. Smith is barking up the wrong tree and has now filed a Motion to Substitute the United States as Defendant and to Dismiss Complaint against United States. (Doc. No. 4.) Plaintiff has not responded, and this matter is now ripe for a decision. After careful review, ...